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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this?
Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to
beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this?
He was merely trying to help us all!
"The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2008, 03:13:08 PM » |
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LOL!!!
Oh my god.
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2008, 03:42:34 PM » |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG !
I LOL'd at work
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2008, 04:07:14 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2008, 04:43:29 PM » |
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oldie but goodie.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 05:46:36 PM » |
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Haha Great
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 11:05:11 PM » |
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That
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Awsome
LOL'ed very hard.
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 11:47:47 PM » |
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lol!
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 01:19:18 AM » |
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rabbit = good stew
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 08:59:11 AM » |
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Or lucky feet.  |
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 09:53:32 AM » |
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lol that's a good joke!
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 10:04:50 AM » |
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NICEEEEEEEEEEE
such a good joke
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 10:08:26 AM » |
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what happend if M&M goes to school  ? ( answer below) it became SMARTIE !! cheers |
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 11:31:46 AM » |
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That's freakin' hilarious!!
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