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Current: '09 STI Sport Tech - intake, TBE, AP, spacers and mudflaps
Gone: '08 GTI DSG - stock - meh
Gone: '07 MS3 - FMIC, AP, TBE, coils, RPF1's, lots of stickers - 150k of memories
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 09:49:12 AM » |
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I made the list! Sucka!
Who's laughing now! HA HA HA!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 09:51:26 AM » |
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I especially liked this part Unreliable and almost a decade old, these cars can be bought for cheap, and give douchebags the idea that they are part of an exclusive “Euro” crowd even though tens of thousands of other Americans own a Jetta or GTI. Kev |
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Current: '09 STI Sport Tech - intake, TBE, AP, spacers and mudflaps
Gone: '08 GTI DSG - stock - meh
Gone: '07 MS3 - FMIC, AP, TBE, coils, RPF1's, lots of stickers - 150k of memories
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 09:57:30 AM » |
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yo don't hate me cuz you ain't a icy hot stunnaz
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 10:40:28 AM » |
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good read and everything sounds like a fact  |
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 10:45:33 AM » |
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where is the m3?
haha
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 10:50:50 AM » |
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Its number 2, yo!
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 11:01:23 AM » |
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Word up dog! Imma go get me a G35, snap!
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 11:31:56 AM » |
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HAHAHA
"the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags."
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 12:58:07 PM » |
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Its number 2, yo!
Danny's always number 1 to me. |
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 01:12:22 PM » |
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Nice list!
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2009, 01:54:49 PM » |
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Good list but I think some additions for local douche bags....
Escalade
you get your actual dealers & aspiring tony montana's... and then you get your douche bags.... who are aspring to be those aspiring to be tony montana... nuff said.
H3
The worst part about the h3 douche bags is that SO MANY of them fit inside them... and not just the maximum seating capacity but.. you get the 8 other vehicle-less douches in the back seat. half cheeking so they can all fit and you get ALL of them leaning out windows acting like the h3 is like owning a personal limo. (And don't even get me started on the limo hummers) they prolly all have the same shiney shirt from boys co.. and the same hair cut.
mustang
Yesturday I saw a stang that was so loud... seriously it sounded like mission race way from 2 blocks away.... I was waiting to finally see what the hell the noise was??? Finally the thing rolls by doing maybe 50km and even when it slowed down it still sounded like the climax of something on the strip. That said.. stangs are driven by douches and middle aged white women... (from what i've seen)
chrysler 300
ahahahahahhahaha.
I think those 4 bug me more than any of the others on that list...
PS - Sorry to anyone who's ride I've offended (I hope not) but... there are always exceptions.. so I guess hopefully you are it ! =P
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2009, 03:55:25 PM » |
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LOL. You're spot on with all four. they prolly all have the same shiney shirt from boys co.. and the same hair cut.
I especially liked that part LOL! Haha. Kev |
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Current: '09 STI Sport Tech - intake, TBE, AP, spacers and mudflaps
Gone: '08 GTI DSG - stock - meh
Gone: '07 MS3 - FMIC, AP, TBE, coils, RPF1's, lots of stickers - 150k of memories
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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2009, 04:20:08 PM » |
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Good list but I think some additions for local douche bags....
Escalade
you get your actual dealers & aspiring tony montana's... and then you get your douche bags.... who are aspring to be those aspiring to be tony montana... nuff said.
H3
The worst part about the h3 douche bags is that SO MANY of them fit inside them... and not just the maximum seating capacity but.. you get the 8 other vehicle-less douches in the back seat. half cheeking so they can all fit and you get ALL of them leaning out windows acting like the h3 is like owning a personal limo. (And don't even get me started on the limo hummers) they prolly all have the same shiney shirt from boys co.. and the same hair cut.
mustang
Yesturday I saw a stang that was so loud... seriously it sounded like mission race way from 2 blocks away.... I was waiting to finally see what the hell the noise was??? Finally the thing rolls by doing maybe 50km and even when it slowed down it still sounded like the climax of something on the strip. That said.. stangs are driven by douches and middle aged white women... (from what i've seen)
chrysler 300
ahahahahahhahaha.
I think those 4 bug me more than any of the others on that list...
PS - Sorry to anyone who's ride I've offended (I hope not) but... there are always exceptions.. so I guess hopefully you are it ! =P
+1 cant stand 300's. why does every 16 year old with a 300 think he's a gangster. has anyone else noticed since high school is out, there are like 100000 kids driving around there parents nice cars with N's and drive like shit. |
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2009, 06:34:52 PM » |
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omgz danny u failed! u should've gotten a G
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 09:08:31 PM » |
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Good list but I think some additions for local douche bags....
Escalade
you get your actual dealers & aspiring tony montana's... and then you get your douche bags.... who are aspring to be those aspiring to be tony montana... nuff said.
H3
The worst part about the h3 douche bags is that SO MANY of them fit inside them... and not just the maximum seating capacity but.. you get the 8 other vehicle-less douches in the back seat. half cheeking so they can all fit and you get ALL of them leaning out windows acting like the h3 is like owning a personal limo. (And don't even get me started on the limo hummers) they prolly all have the same shiney shirt from boys co.. and the same hair cut.
mustang
Yesturday I saw a stang that was so loud... seriously it sounded like mission race way from 2 blocks away.... I was waiting to finally see what the hell the noise was??? Finally the thing rolls by doing maybe 50km and even when it slowed down it still sounded like the climax of something on the strip. That said.. stangs are driven by douches and middle aged white women... (from what i've seen)
chrysler 300
ahahahahahhahaha.
I think those 4 bug me more than any of the others on that list...
PS - Sorry to anyone who's ride I've offended (I hope not) but... there are always exceptions.. so I guess hopefully you are it ! =P
+1 cant stand 300's. why does every 16 year old with a 300 think he's a gangster. has anyone else noticed since high school is out, there are like 100000 kids driving around there parents nice cars with N's and drive like shit. nothing like seeing a GTR with a nice green N, A CL63 AMG with an N, and a Aston Martin DBS with a green sign on it |
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 10:42:32 PM » |
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i was reading it at work with my coworkers. . . we were laughing so hard we had to run and hide in the back lunch room area
thanks kev!
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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 12:57:59 AM » |
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How about a regular Mitsubishi Lancer with a painted part of the front bumper to look like an EVO and with a ginormous spoiler that looks like a satellite.
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 04:12:51 AM » |
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Was it a silver colored Lancer with stickers too? How about a regular Mitsubishi Lancer with a painted part of the front bumper to look like an EVO and with a ginormous spoiler that looks like a satellite.
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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 07:28:07 AM » |
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How about a regular Mitsubishi Lancer with a painted part of the front bumper to look like an EVO and with a ginormous spoiler that looks like a satellite.
No, that's just rice.  TIM |
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