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Barby
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« on: August 08, 2006, 08:04:00 PM »
Hey galz,

One of my gf forwarded some funny jokes this morning which I thought were pretty funny.


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:

Smart man + smart woman = romance;
Smart man + dumb woman = affair;
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage;
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregancy.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

a woman worried about the future until she gets a husband.  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.   

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot  and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.  A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:
A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "you're next."  They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 05:23:02 PM »
Quote from: Barby on August 08, 2006, 08:04:00 PM

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "you're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



 LOL Cry
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2006, 07:42:39 PM »
that's a nice one..LOL...
i should be start doing that to ppl.. Chuckles
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 05:05:55 PM »
i thought this is the girl's lounge..
guys are not suppost to post..

tony!!!...
time to delete post... Grin
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 08:45:37 AM »
hahaha thats hilarious!!
Soo true Cheesy
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Procrastination is like masturbation: cuz in the end you're just f*cking urself
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